Even old hits can be recycled
Oh, my old mans a dustman
He bought his council flat
He wears fluorescent trousers now
And a corporate baseball cap
He looks a proper nana
In those Health & Safety boots
Says its Euro regulations
So he doesnt give two hoots
One day he was out working
With his En-vir-on-mental team
.
He thought he saw a metal bin
But it was just a dream
Hes got coloured bins with wheels on
Just what dyou think of that?
Hes sure not to collect them
If the lids are not pushed flat
Collections once a fortnight
In summer how it stank
Hey you there! Slumped in the chair
Your turn for the bottle bank
Now he claims theyve sent a space probe
To look for life on Mars
Cos therell be no SPACE left here on Earth
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If we dont sort those bottles, cans and jars!
Cllr Gill Green
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